Love me a nigga who is a wordsmith with the compliments. Turn that shit up, Langston Hughes!

Amtrak ain’t been renovated ever. That bed finna smell like Abraham Lincoln.

I stopped giving women so much grace in friendships when I realized that they always have time, energy and funds for their situationships.

Working full time and exercising is a different kind of tired.

Algún día vamos a tener que aceptar que Jules es igual de traidora que Cassie. Se garchaba a este pelotudo de mierda a escondidas de Rue mientras ese mismo forro era el q le daba las drogas. Ni olvido ni perdón. Y Elliot más que un bife se merecía una recagada a palos.

Objectively speaking I’m not interested bc I’m not a family oriented person at all, but it is important and should be done lol

People be dying for you to be miserable so they think you being confident and positive is a facade. Like some of us are actually built strong and unmoved by the opinions of others.

The problem is summertime feels so unserious like wow it’s nice af outside let’s not go to work lol

Yeah😭😭

hate having a bad bitch on follow back like sis i ain’t even see you fr

pardon?

Being judged by people I never want to be like.... I must be doing something right

Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.

You’ll watch a woman tweet how she’s the best dck sucker & got the best pssy in the universe.. next tweet is how they haven’t received flowers all year. Just all bad

como eu espero ser tratada depois de ser insuportável o dia todo

Statistically getting pregnant while taking birth control CORRECTLY is unlikely. I’m done going back and forth with liars & baby mommas. Have a good year.

broccolini my fave veggie rn i'm obsessed