One year ago Brian Brushwood taught me a magic trick and I proceeded to immediately set my moustache on fire.

We’re all thinking it. Fleet plays amazing hockey!

Update: we won! Handlebar is 2-0 in championship games.

Watching blues vs penguins and the announcer just said “Karlsson picks it up, and can still skate at age 34.” Uncool man. Uncool.

Still one of my greatest Conclave jokes ever.

Listeners of Justin Robert Young in England today.

Well since Andrew Heaton 🎩 doesn’t come around here much anymore, We’re Not Wrong gets the listen on my annual “Whiskey, cigar, and Podcast night” at the lake. I can’t abandon him but Justin Robert Young and Jennifer Briney are also getting put in the game.

Next up: -company sold to soulless conglomerate. -benefits, hours, and staff slashed -not enough checkout lines open -horrible, bland rebranding -prices go up, quality goes down -we vow to never shop there again and we mean it

It’s Judge Week again on the Political Orphanage with Andrew Heaton 🎩! I am once again attempting to join the judicial branch and Lord Uncle Heaton has declared sharing the show will help make that happen. So go listen and subscribe! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

Day two of sharing The Political Orphanage until Andrew Heaton 🎩 elects me judge. Today is a great chat about Mahmoud v Taylor. If my name is mot drawn from the hat, I’m willing to accept the appointment of Chief Clerk upon being sent proper paperwork. youtu.be/aafGVPrk_v0?si…

For day three I make my appeal directly to Andrew Heaton 🎩. Even AI knows I’d look cool as a judge. Imagine this portrait staring at you in your office, where judicial portraits belong. Everyone, listen to The Political Orphanage and help my dreams come true.