SERIOUSLY! WHO IS BUYING THIS SHIT?

JUST IN: For the first time ever crypto exceeds a $4 trillion dollar market cap. What happens next: Does ‘alt season’ come back or does Bitcoin dominance continue this cycle? Place your bets.

What happens to Bitcoin in this scenario? Asking for a friend.

I just spoke to my future self in a dream. He said we all got incredibly rich, we never sold and the bull market lasted 20 years. I wanted you all to know.

THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO DOUBLE DOWN

PRESIDENT TRUMP TO SIGN ‘GENIUS ACT’ INTO LAW ANY MOMENT PAVING THE WAY FOR U.S. STABLECOIN REGULATION.

JUST IN: President Trump says the ‘Genius Act’ was named after him. 😂

I JUST BOUGHT MORE MICROSTRATEGY.

JUST IN: President Trump officially signs the ‘Genius Act’ into law paving the way for dollar backed stablecoin dominance. This is a historic day for Bitcoin and crypto.

BTC, MSTR, MTPLF. NOTHING MORE.

Tell me you’re retarded without telling me.

PEOPLE ARE CALLING ME BEARISH FOR SAYING $180,000 BITCOIN BY END OF YEAR. $180,000 IS A 12X FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE BEAR MARKET AND 50% FROM HERE.

Holy shit.

After Bitcoin, what’s the second best crypto?

GM.

JUST IN: Legendary OG Bitcoiner, Adam Back, says treasury companies are the next best thing after bitcoin.

Irresponsibly long is an understatement.

XRP outperformed Bitcoin in the last year. Should we be worried?

Somehow after all of the spot ETFs, treasury companies and institutions buying millions of Bitcoin, we still aren’t even at 2x the top of the last cycle. What the fuck is going on.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING