I think a lot of you are in deep denial about the fundamental realities of being a human being.

Is Taylor Swift bigger than Michael Jackson?

Shohei Ohtani is an amazing case study. Imagine the diabolical things Michael Jordan would get into if he could pretend he didn’t speak English

I loved Weapons

One Safdie brother is making a UFC movie, and the other is casting Kevin O’Leary. This is devastating news for the “I need my filmmakers to have my politics” crowd.

Adam Silver is the devil

“creature” that’s phamily 😭🙏🏼

It's an awkward time for criticism (to say the least) with jobs being phased out, and speaking for myself, I've seen a downturn in a lot of my regular publications being able to commission freelancers. Would love to work with you if you're on the hunt for entertainment writing:

ooh i wonder how this turns out! 🤭

this feels like the computer is trying to get me to kill myself

How I expect a single glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier

Going through life with this kind of relationship to art seems exhausting

I love how many takes there are about Eddington. It’s really fun to have a divisive movie that got people talking! Personally, it’s my favorite of the year! If you hate it, that’s fun, too! Long live original ideas.

you cannot convince me otherwise: he was going to propose on the field if the Chiefs three-peated (Eagles were up 40-6 at one point btw)

your english teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

The first trailer for ‘SISU 2’ has been released. In theaters on November 21.

I have to hate Elmo now