Well... Guess I am fucked either way.

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You wanna be my Valentine?

No vday date..? Aww...

Hey, you're cool.

Hey hot stuff, how ya doing?

Nice curves, would love to see 'em jiggle.

Get bred?

What's the kobold doing?

Some times when I close my eyes... I can't see.

Nothing like some friendly support from a big moo boi, to lift the spirits. Totally wholesome, nothing lewd.

And no one reacted to the comment. Aww.

Hey, wanna make out?

Keep an eye on Spiritual Spirale She be cooking some Kael stuff.

Just red panda things

The kobold might not be that high. But he will still bride carry you if needed and do whatever it takes to lift your spirits. The question is... What do you want?