Doing this w/ a bean & cheese taco at the Riverwalk

Some of you younger folk won’t believe it but in 10-20 years this will be you looking at your bird feeder..

lmao

Sheryl that is not my problem

I have yet to read a better sentence on the topic of gen-AI and who this tech attracts. Full article: newyorker.com/culture/the-we…

There were no Situation Room meetings for Shireen Abu Akleh, Omar Assad, Mohammad Khdour and Tawfic Abdel Jabbar

Caveman doctor 👇

#birdbot

Hughe Shithead United States Census, 1950

No, they target her because she - like you - has spent the last 11 months spreading lies in order to justify the Israeli genocide of Palestinians. You both have also tireslessly worked to demonize American anti-genocide protestors as anti-semites. Hope that helps.

My friend just texted me this (zoom in)

All of this so that your grandpa can post low res ai-generated picture of a muscular Donald Trump punching Kamala Harris in the face on Facebook

0% chance this happened. Nothing has ever Not Happened more.

FIFA suspended Russia the same week it invaded Ukraine

AGAIN?! 🤯

I expect Trump supporters to handle this in a very normal, well-adjusted manner(calling them communists/posting the personal information of someone else with a similar name online).

Have you ever wondered what Ruby-throated hummingbird chirps sound like? Buddy....you're in luck.

POV: You are about to receive campaign advice that puts you in the driver's seat for the 2028 republican primary

there are other shitty countries that receive baffling levels of American support and diplomatic cover to commit horrible acts, but none are this fucking annoying. could you imagine if Azerbaijan was releasing podcasts about how hard it is to support Azerbaijan at NYU?