hi, I'm jarl balgruuf and I- *trips and falls down the stairs*

Unbothered, flourishing, moisturized and dare I say thriving. Ballin', even.

Free Palestine.

I cried when I first met Nazeem

I am investigating the royal family.

so i was making g fuel and almost broke farengar's juul in the process 😎

my first celebrity crush was. haha. well, let's justr say. ✨her✨

Nazeem locked himself in Dragonsreach dungeon and hasn't stopped screaming and crying for hours.

*taps mic* is this thing on?

Breaking News: Jarl Balgruuf of Whiterun set to play Livin' Large Timbo in the Baldur's Gate 3 HBO series!