Jared Simon (@jaredsimon) 's Twitter Profile
Jared Simon

@jaredsimon

Working on new things. Prev: co-founder, COO at HotelTonight, President at Curai

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calendar_today08-04-2009 22:20:22

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A therapist needs to publish a book called; Thoughts Most People Think Are Unusual But Are Actually Very Common, so we can all get over the idea that we are uniquely broken.

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Oh Jessica Goldstein I’ll be totally crushed if Journey has somehow been appropriated by my parents (boomers) - I think they were still clinging to Neil Diamond back then. Journey was for me (gen x)!

Oh <a href="/jessicagolds/">Jessica Goldstein</a> I’ll be totally crushed if Journey has somehow been appropriated by my parents (boomers) - I think they were still clinging to Neil Diamond back then. Journey was for me (gen x)!
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Twitter ads 2 years ago: The new Arby’s Sandwich! 🤠 #Arbys Twitter ads now: [picture of a fully nude woman with one arm] Wind turbines sever 20 limbs every second in America. Invest now in BitCoin Eugenics. Link in my bio for more [community note: this users bio is malware]

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So sorry to hear Karl Wallinger has died. World Party soundtracked many moments of my life, good and bad. Lots of better WP songs, but I have an indelible memory of seeing this one live in the early 90s. Room bathed in light when it got to “world.” RIP. tinyurl.com/5328hmms