People are weird. Everyone knows you don’t touch another man’s club x.com/duncancareygol…

Played in my first softball game today with the boys. Gotta say it’s some of the most fun I’ve had in a minute.

A great man once said “you’ll have bad times, but it’ll always wake you up to the good stuff you weren’t paying attention to.”

I’m famous

Never met the Marines that lost their lives recently, but when a brother or sister passes we all feel it. Rest easy my brother.

Disappointed, but not surprised.

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

Oh nooooooo Texas

Some times it takes losing the first one to find the right one.

Certain people will literally convince themselves that you’re a bad person so they don’t feel guilty about the things they did to you🤷🏻‍♂️

I’ll be performing at Wiseguys tonight. Does that mean I’m going to put “comedian” in my bio? Yes.

I think I speak for all men when I say we all want to be that guy.

This man was literally playing GTA real life.

Made a dream a reality. I’m going to the grave with memories made and not with hopes and dreams.

Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️

Each day I get one more close to someday.

Pornography is as addictive as heroin but in more dangerous ways. Arousal addiction rewires your brain. Here's how:

I’ll buy it🤷🏻‍♂️

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