Tomorrow he’s going to claim that he parted the Red Sea.

Ted takes advantage of the government shutdown for a little getaway:

Flippin' elk!

Sheep butts on a grey day

At the intergalactic wine drinking contest, I put my money on the little green man. Back an alien? It was a bit wild, yes.

Me when the new Michael Connelly and Lee Child come out in the same week 😍

'Moody curl' 😍

RIP Patricia Routledge, an absolute legend.

Ruled by fantasists and morons, and fantastic morons

I'm Jewish So I'm apalled by the senseless murders of two Jews in Manchester But I'm equally apalled, each time I hear that two people have been senselessly murdered in Gaza, Ukraine, or anywhere else Why should I feel any different? We're all members of the same human family

Tanka after the wind, and a 🌭 sighting: Windstorm lifts this polystyrene box that great skein of plastic into the trees - sausage dog impervious

Yes please. Just needs a Mr Coffee

😆

Just wild sown 200 hundred acorns Picked up in local paths where there was no chance of a future, & placed in areas where they have every chance Within every acorn there is a potential forest

Hoover!

Manga-tout 😆

Portrait of me, by my granddaughter. 💕

Glorious