The state this country is in makes me sick to my stomach. Seger just came on at work. I stop, put my hand over my heart, and mouth the lyrics. Like you do. I look around and EVERYONE else is just going about their business and even talking amongst themselves. So steamed 😤

Can't even imagine how exciting it must've been to hear your name get a shout out in Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5".

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Walking around Home Depot fartin' absolute smoke right now.

As a lifelong Cubs fan, it's nice to have that feeling of "impending doom" every single game again.

PARENTS HELP! It appears my oldest son Wrangler's attraction to his Aunt is more than "just a phase" like everyone keeps saying. His friend Ethan (who is trouble) helped him make a poster for his room. 🤢

Oh yeah, so funny that I dont know what "Liberal" means. Go ahead and make a spectacle of my ass in front of the rest of the regulars. 😤

Nothin' shows off a set of man beefers like a polo shirt.

TONIGHT!! We have a humdinger!! Jake Wells hosting gena gephart Scott Duff mAtt rIggs and @kellyehoward !! Holy shit don’t miss this one!!

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all. Key to a good bird is to undercook it a little. Keep it pink, keep it moist.

He's a good kid. Shitty adult, good kid though.

Love when the holidays fall this time of the year. 😊

Got a "verbal coaching" for telling my supervisor to "go back to the Pumpkin Patch and pick out a new head".

Got a rotisserie bird in the fridge to pick at. Havin' a Saturday, and I ain't gettin' cheated.

Merry Christmas, from your family to someone else's. 😊

On the bright side, this seems to be doing wonders for the environment. I saw a damn bird today. First time since like summer '09

Lou Holtz called me to talk about the Clemson game 🤣. Go IRISH! ☘