Here’s the deal. You’re gonna want a tray, but don’t double your side. Get Cajun fries and a quesadilla. All burger styles are acceptable, but only one (Cook Out Style) is the official burger style of North Carolina. Get a shake, but don’t sleep on the Cheerwine float.

Ten minutes wall-to-wall at the Southeast Raleigh YMCA early voting site. Easy peasy. If you’re in Wake County Government like me, I used this wait time tracker to save time: airtable.com/appAL6KsUEvshj…

Tonight the band and I are out in Raleigh at The Night Rider with J Candeed. Doors at 6, show at 7, just $10. See y’all at the honky tonk.

Three Baby Day showing tickets to Terrifier 3, please

Some inside baseball for you social media types!

Just fell to my knees in the hoodie aisle at Target #UNC

airport customs: anything to declare? us: we’re not sure what day it is

Our first gig of 2025 is this Friday at Slim's Raleigh. $5 gets you in. Doors at 8. Ol’ Joey Scrums kicks things off at 9 before me and the boys burn it down. See you there, Raleigh!

RALEIGH! See ya tonight at The Pour House Music Hall & Record Shop. Doors at 7. The Rattle Traps kick off the jams. We’re up after that. Then Ol’ Joey Scrums burns it down. 🎫 seetickets.us/event/ol-joey-…

Wondering if Raleigh has the population to fill an MLB stadium 81 times per season? 𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝟔𝟎 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 Raleigh = 3,936,334 Cincinnati (Reds) = 3,484,670 Pittsburgh (Pirates) = 3,482,359 STL (Cardinals) = 3,077,143 KC (Royals) = 2,733,113

Run, don’t walk, to stream Netflix UK & Ireland’s Adolescence. In a packed spring TV schedule, this show gripped my attention more than any other. Come for the technical novelty of one-shot episodes, stay for remarkable actors performing a story that is imminently real, and raw.

When I go to a place with Eastern-style BBQ and they ask which sauce I want

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve made it. May this be one of the final few years without Opening Day LIVE in Raleigh.🤞 #RaleighOnDeck

I just opened Yahoo Finance and it asked me if I wanted to switch to their brand new dark mode. Timing!

Lorazepam!

#RaleighOnDeck!!!

I ordered a Chick-Fil-A biscuit at the Bojangles drive-thru this morning and my pepaw in heaven is gonna be so disappointed in me

Hello from hockey country.

Thanks for dusting this one off, 947 QDR. 🫶

A friend’s mom shared this photo of the Proud Boys attempting to harass a peaceful protest today in my hometown, Surf City, N.C. If you give shelter to these bastards, bless your heart. We don’t want nothing to do with y’all.