Cuz you gon have that lil ghost boy on top of yo stairs yellin hibachi benihana teriyaki

I can't believe camouflage actually fooled me I feel like a big fucking stupid moose

Finna leave a nigga in udder disbelief..

Ngga looks like the ice age baby grown up

When I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me

nigga just hooting and hollering 😭

Gossiping with your partner is so fun like omg you're really my home girl😭😭😭

When your girl get sleepy and she think it's bedtime for both yall

it's mandatory that I have alone time. I can't be around people 24/7

And bitch when tf I said I liked you?

“money doesn't buy happiness” me with money :

AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood

*Weather changes a little* Me

Jake Paul Stfu “Jake Paul”

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