I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

what if i cry

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

Yeah, I’m strict because this isn’t funny to me, at all.

There are no words.

“You should be studying”

-outfit repeater - meal repeater - movie rewatcher I stand by my favorites

Life when you have an emotionally intelligent man

i know a pain relief walk when i see it

me to my siblings for no absolute reason

first in my bloodline to see global oil prices going down after a pakistani PM tweet

first in my bloodline to stay up till 4am for a world war just to see it get postponed like a monday meeting

Pakistanis across the globe walking into work this morning realising their country stopped another World War

Oman be like:

zendaya's ring comes with a man who actually loves & respects her and doesn't humiliate her all the time in public 😭

*getting ready to pay for my oil change* Mechanic: we also noticed tha- Me:

Being a girl's dad must be so cute

Lebanon is negotiating from a position of weakness, yes, but that weakness was not created by the government. It was created by a militia that claimed it would protect Lebanon, then stripped the state of decision-making power and dragged the country into a war it couldn’t control

"Désormais les otages pourront déclarer leurs revenus pendant leur détention par le biais de leurs ravisseurs. Le formulaire B3472-8bis a été modifié en ce sens."