You’re out looking for WAP with your friends the other day.... #Letterkenny

Let’s put coke in Coke again #America2020

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This is the first international crisis in 100 years in which no one in the world is looking to the United States for leadership.

Temp Agency: “What’s your most marketable skill?” Me: The Girlfriend Experience

You’re the worst president America has ever had

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Random fact about me: I typically crave french onion dip about twice a year. And it’s an all encompassing, deep thirst for the dip. Today is one of those days.

How does one set a dick appointment?

I just want someone to knock on my door and tell me to get on my knees 🥺

I wish I could be the slut my ex accused me of being 🥺

Wish I had someone to call Daddy today 🥺🔥👅

My brain is screaming. I didn’t sign the Terms of Agreement for this shit

At what point do we stop giving a fuck and just start fuckin?

I don’t want a job. I want a reason to wake up in the morning

Day 19 of Sobriety. I’m eating a lot of grapes.

Day 21 of Sobriety. The r/StardewValley soundtrack is all I hear in my dreams.

I’ve realized that most of my problems stem from the fact that the guy I gave my first bj to was a trumpet player.

Y’all not allowed to order blackened fish anymore. Anywhere. Anytime.

Just entered this Papadosio contest for their T.E.T.I.O.S. 10 Year Anniversary! Enter here: toneden.io/papadosio-2/po…