My coworkers are gassing me up and they need to stop bc I will in fact get a big head

Ate a phat Kardashian salad last night for dinner. And this morning I woke up so petite and minuscule. I’m just a girl

I woke up so early to do my hair, just to get caught in the rain. Now I look like a wet dog 😭

Let me tell ya, I’m alwaysssss humbled

Food just tastes better when I’m high

If it ain’t one parent it’s the other.

Not me inhaling a Wendy’s salad in my car. It was good though yum

Women have been robbed of their reproductive freedom. Donald Trump is to blame.

I woke up several days this week with the urge to watch Eddie’s million dollar cook off

I don’t know if I can work with this woman anymore. She don’t let me do my job

I literally become my most productive at 1 am

One of the kids that I work with reminds me of the peanut head guys from the proud family movie

Mouth guards are hot!! (saying that just in case I get old and have to wear one)

A mother of three says her family can't secure a $1,600 home loan, yet they must manage a $2,100 rent. Americans are hurting financially.

This is scary

It’s the THUGGISH RUGGISH BOOOOOONEEEEEEE

My friend said she’d never do it, but that’s what it’s felt like for months now

I wanna donce wiv george

My last client of the day is by the Tacorrido 👀