Suspicious juice

Four Al Jazeera staff, including reporter Anas Al Sharif, were killed in an Israeli attack on a tent for journalists outside the main gate of Gaza's al-Shifa hospital aje.io/onll19

Jeff Bezos at the new James Bond movie premiere

Weapons

Homer’s patented space age out of this world moon waffles

The Purge movie, but for one day each year you’re allowed to hit anyone you want with a deli sandwich

My first Polygon scoop! (Barely a scooplet tbh, but let me have this.) I talked to Simon Kinberg, who said the X-Men franchise is in very good hands because "Kevin Feige loves Wolverine" and also confirmed he's producing a new Star Trek movie polygon.com/x-men-movies-f…

it should be illegal to tweet this

Walked past this at Target and did a double take like I just saw a celebrity

King of the Hill really hits different in your mid 30s

Kinda like if the best horror movie ever was named Scream

Going over our Outline for "Who Shot Mr. Burns Part II" and it's amusing to see in hindsight how incredibly vague we were about what ended up being one of the funniest scenes. Moe Lie Detector | Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part II youtu.be/k07K30Dj0yI?si… via YouTube

This Wednesday, I’m hosting a screening of The Fifth Element at Singlecut, a brewery in Astoria with good beer and a big projector screen. Come hang out and watch Bruce Willis do sci-fi stuff! (Ticket link in the reply)

I had a very fun conversation with Malcom McDowell in which he talked about his favorite video game voice acting roles and took hilarious swipes at William Shatner and Stanley Kubrick polygon.com/malcolm-mcdowe…

Boasting about making a meme that only went viral because everybody was dunking on it for making zero sense... Nice work! (PS: Your boss is a notorious sexual harasser who's in bed with Trump)