ROCKY IS NOT REAL. WHY IS THERE A ROCKY STATUE. ROCKY IS NOT A REAL PERSON. I REPEAT ROCKY IS NOT A REAL PERSON. HE DOES NOT EXIST.

no one: every rap album intro & interlude of 2021: check out this adorable, wise and supportive voicemail my grandma left me

YOU EITHER DIE MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND ADD TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS OR LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME A PERSON WHO TYPES IN ALL CAPS AND ADDS TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!

baby yoda fell off

What if instead of having time zones we just release another Sun. With a remote to turn it off and back on. Sun 2.

the TONE when she says “please follow the instructions on the pinpad” 😩😩😩

house/dance music is always popular when the recession is BIG and NASTY

This is still one of the funniest videos ever

hello twitter friends if you haven't heard from me in a while it's because for the past year i've been working very very closely with Emvoice, a vocal synthesis app / lyric writing tool. hearing the voices put to use in songs like this makes it all very, very fun.

Fred Again’s progression as a YouTube icon and now a music icon. Wow!⭐️

they need to make a “conniving” emoji. something which exudes the energy of this man.

including the slack notification sound in music should be a felony

what if purgatory is just being reincarnated as a pigeon

but real talk if Twitter dies prepare for your mental health to VASTLY IMPROVE, scary stuff

is autocorrect on iOS getting... noticeably worse? (or am i just getting worse at typing?)

we miss you SOPHIE

will never forgive them for deciding to call it the apple vision pro and not the iVision

imagine its 2007 and steve jobs is like "yeah this new revolutionary device we're introducing is called the apple phone pro"

Introducing Madison, an ✨ ethically sourced dynamic AI vocal synthesizer ✨ from Emvoice.

it’s impossible to not look like this when ur waiting for ur coffee to come out at the coffee shop