The song "It's The End Of The World As We Know It"by R.E.M has two fantastic meanings. One is that it's not the end. Only the end as "we know it". The changing of an era and being "fine" with what comes with it. And the other meaning is that we will all fucking die pretty soon.

Randy Newman sounds like he just busted out of a cereal box

Bengal, Ram, pringles can, don't matter

Maxey will surpass MJ in both rings and doc series

We want to give away 100 tickets before we go on sale, rt if you’d like that

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not a single person listened to the “don’t try this at home”

I'd have waited 9 more years for those 2 episodes of Atlanta.

People always say I am One in a Million. I should probably stop dragging this group of 999,999 people around.

Philadelphia, it is time to get your union ballots in the mail. Ballots must ARIVE by May 23rd, so don't delay.

I'm not believing I have graduated until I'm good and dead in my grave.

Please send me to Mars, I'm trying to be a space cowboy and wrangle in zero gravity

To celebrate 1k people listening to my random bullshit here's some random edh cards I'll be gving away to 1 lucky fucker ! To enter : 🎉 Like ! 🎉 Follow ! 🎉 Retweet ! Next weekend I'll pick a winner and send them !

I'm filing a patent to create the opposite of a sensory deprivation tank.

In celebration of Dominaria United's release TCGplayer is helping me gift one lucky winner a Set Booster Box! To enter: ♥️ like this post ➡️ retweet this post ✅ follow me & TCGplayer Giveaway ends 9/13. USA only! #Sponsored #Giveaway

When's Halloween this year?