Would like to thank Genesis for letting my deaf uncle, Ernest, handle the audio production at Genesis X2! He says everyone has been incredibly kind to him and that he is having the time of his life! Thank you Genesis!

So good for Melee to see these two still up there after all these years.

March is going to be the month of all time and what if I told you that we have 4 big events scheduled Cav Clash, Hitfall, KML 5-Y, and a special 4th event Stay tuned

Somebody sponsor Trif, btw

I guess Cav Clash is the big org now, boys.

Seeding for Cavalier Clash 6 is live! We will be taking conflicts on the startgg until wednesday at noon. start.gg/cavclash

Meet me over Zoom for the shelter in place rave to celebrate the day off 😤

I did it. Solo sheik.

Cav Clash was fun! I managed to outperform my seed despite also being a T.O., so that's nice :)

Congrats to the Top 8 of Melee Singles @ Cavalier Clash 6!! ⚔️ 🥇 CG | ZODD-01 🥈 Nav 🥉 John Llawless 4th: Redd 5th: John Beasley & A.M. 7th: Sake/Sam & egodilate

Fuck daylight savings for the record.

What if instead of Brawl 4 Nintendo finally made a sequel to Melee 🤔

I think the Hax thing will follow Leffen around for the rest of his career now. Even if Hax's death isn't his fault, the amount of shitty things Leffen has done that are well-documented combined with the magnitude of this situation... I think that combination is unshakeable now.

want to clear up a few things ZAIN situation: I saw the clip about Zain and I think he was put on the spot unexpected, kind of a lose-lose situation, I think it's not fair to be mad at him for that situation Mango: people in my chat told me incorrect things to stir up drama, but

I'm glad the Limeys are taking steps to tackle the very real problem of bands of ninjas holding people at swordpoint and mugging them. Samurai swords are apparently still okay, though. So all the Daimyo in the south of England will still be able to protect their feudal holdings.

Imagine being a Peach and losing to Roy on Dream Land via timeout.

Free Jim Ryan fr fr

Intelligence agencies failed hard 20+ years ago because they're only good at making things worse and now noisy dickheads get to arbitrarily search people's luggage forever. Cool. I haven't traveled recently. I am simply still mad that the US government stole my melon Fantas.