The fact it’s 2 years since Eastenders announced they were taking a break from filming. I remember collapsing outside Tesco, I couldn’t handle it

Fucking love it when strangers say good morning to me out and about haha good morning to you n all mate

My friends: I’m not a bad influence My friends:

soulmate friendships definitely are a real thing

Same

My dog when he gets put out the back garden after biting my friend Aprasha

Vera Lynn singing to the troops circa 1941. The war was very very ‘arsh

The technique, the skill, the execution. Sensational 👏

Twin Town; Down there you wanna be boys

When Claire came and nearly exposed Wakey Wines 🤣🤣🤣x.com/aj1892/status/…

My phone at 3pm today xx

Beyoncé in Cardiff tonight:

Jay-Z says he wants to buy Wilko but Beyonce isn’t convinced. “She doesn’t think we can compete with B&M,” he told BBC Radio Cornwall

Davina McCall says it’s fatties she feels most sorry for in this heat

Well, this will be the last time the BBC tries to interview a highly competent professional.

me when I discover a good series that came out 15yrs ago with 8 seasons