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Jack Kempner

@j_kemp12

Jenna Malamud’s Fiancé. WFS '14. Ithaca '18. Washed up high school quarterback. Chelsea Piers Winter Adult Basketball League Division 4 Champion 2019-20. He/Him

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calendar_today30-10-2012 01:53:31

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The NFL is really declaring war on the NBA, taking the two things they hold most dear: -Games on Christmas -A 26-year old superstar getting inexplicably traded away from Dallas

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1 pitcher in postseason history has gone 8 innings, struck out 12 or more, and didn’t allow a walk or earned run: Cam Schlittler tonight, in his postseason debut

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Can we get the interpreter a uniform? Manager gets to wear a uniform but this poor guy has to go suit and tie? That doesn’t feel right

Can we get the interpreter a uniform? Manager gets to wear a uniform but this poor guy has to go suit and tie? That doesn’t feel right
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However many episodes you think there have been of Ridculousness, I guarantee it's more. Please do yourself a favor and look it up

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A garbage truck that always wanted to be a snowplow and then gets a chance during one huge Christmas blizzard. I’m pitching this to Pixar