tagline: where your bitchat

i used to be a bird

happy mozzarella sticks day to those who celebrate

Too many em dashes? What’s next? too much love? too much joy?

Me right before a deadline

we are witnessing never before seen levels of loser

rt to scare a ceo

not to me. not in the world I live in

in your 20s you get sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

Can’t wait until they unify all the apps into a new app called cable.

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen. Living the dream.

Watching the 1/2 empty uber/lyft shuttle at LAX pass the whole crowd of people waiting after a long flight 😩

me at 1am:

Imagine seeing a fun thing that brands are doing on the internet and getting so bothered by it that you launch into a 1000 word essay on LinkedIn that makes you sound like the most insufferable co-worker imaginable.

Like moths to a flame