Hate when I have to be mean why would you push a sweet girl this far

THREAD 😂

Guys my mum is washing the plates I’m dead

I be like im fighting demons and whole time the demon is just time managment

Asking twice is too close to begging.

Some babe told us the being late was part of her outfit😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

How pants fall on a shoe is VERY important to me.

using a jaj on this Mbuya hill can make you get abs.

The price of doing French curl braids is atrocious The government has to intervene and offer bad bitch subsidies

calling someone on snap is just rather unethical

Texting without emojis just seems so hostile to me. If you hate me, just say that😩

When ads start popping up for stuff I’ve only thought about in my head

that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy😭

“Gwe delete, you are killing my market”

So February playing w our cycles ???? It’s either late or coming early

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☺️ Badmind how yuh feel? 🤔

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