ending a friendship bc you don’t like the way they show up for you is valid

that girl on tiktok twerking in her army uniform is actually my favorite topic of the week 😂 cause what is really going on

i actually think “surface-level” friendships are very healthy. not everyone in your life has to be your ride-or-die. some friends are for the gym. some friends are for church. some are just for complaining about work or bureaucracy. when you stop expecting everyone to be your

“Thank you for your payment”

Hoes be scared to ask the dick they sucking for help or things and that’s actually mind blowing to me on so many levels

when i drink i just get real talkative and start feeling even more sexier i’m glad i don’t get angry n try to beat ppl up

I love friends that randomly record you lol them be the realest friends they love you fr

I firmly believe in NOT answering the phone or texting bck if I don't have the mental capacity or energy to talk. IDC who it is!

Someone replying to my story: “😭😭😭😭😭 My reply: 😭😭😭😭😭

that first watch of Divergent was life changing

Ngl plans are cancelled if you say nothing all day.

sometimes a minute, sometimes an hour, sometimes a day, sometimes a week

𐙚. I have clothes that I need to fold or hang up on my bed

Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one

My favorite part of resurrection is when they went back and didn’t find Jesus where they left him!! Don’t let NOBODY find you where they left you. Elevate! He got up! You can too! Nothing is too hard for my God!

Please don’t take it personally when people who talk to people for a living don’t want to talk when they get off of work. Please

Baby i’m grown i like peppers, onions, & allat shit in my food😭

ηαdι ❀. Exactly. The bedroom is for sleeping, but the couch is for sleeping with the TV on. I paid for the options. 😂

Ngl working five days a week is wrecking my life. I haťe squeezing my entire life into a two-day weekend because I’m too exhausted to do anything after work. I can’t believe this is even considered “normal.”

LMAOOOO