Day 1 Shiny!

Legends Arceus is the most I've enjoyed a Pokémon game in a very long time. I usually rush ahead to the postgame, but not this time. Being on paternity leave probably helped in that regard... What?! You mean I'm not supposed to be playing games when I have a newborn baby?!

Six years since I decided to tell Twitter about my train toilet escapades. Happy Easter!

The Great Pet Food Swindle

Overhead on the train... "Anyone who was anyone was English. Napoleon and that"

Great work lads! I've absolutely no idea who this guy works for. Not a clue whatsoever.

Hey Walkers Crisps, remember the Do Us A Flavour campaign a few years back, it was great wasn't it? Just wondering how my personalised memento is coming along, worried it may have gotten lost in the post. Thanks for all the crisps, and give my regards to Gary Lineker!

This tweet inspired me to give a 'dehanced' version of Midnight a quick little bash. Also cropped to 4:3, not just for retro vibes - but to try and add to the whole claustrophobia of it all.

Worth a shot! Gotta be The Ghost for me. We did name our son Ezra after all...

Throwback to meeting Star Wars Explained & Mollie Damon during Cantina @ Celebration 2023. I'd had a bit too much to drink and very likely embarrassed myself - but these two were awesome and gave me the time of day to have a good chat. They're also a lot more photogenic than me!😂

If anyone wants to add me on Pokémon TCG Pocket: 8234-8162-5733-1025

Didn’t think I’d be back on here, but this one’s worth shouting about. My first feature doc THE TWO OF US is premiering at Raindance Film Festival next month 🎬 We’re up for two awards (still in shock). It’s been 2 years of hard work — can’t wait to share it. London, June 23/24. Come along 💛