Oh that knife wouldn’t have left my grasp

has no longterm friendships.

My mom used to smash the fuck out of these things on my head

Mis amistades:

Actual top 3 experiences at a fest: Finding a mystery bag on the floor Killing said mystery bag Getting narcanned in the med tent

About to start sleeping as a diet plan

Taylor if u see this i need u to come pick me up im scared

heyyyy does anyone know when i’ll learn my lesson

Shitting myself in these 👀

all the grip i lost on reality went straight to my pssy

Miami 🤝 NYC The best bridge raves

Going to start a series called Things That Are Hard To Do on Ketamine Let’s begin: panting your nails 💀

you mean caldos ?????????? pinches gringos los odio

We are potentially looking at a summer without the Brooklyn Mirage which sounds like a pro until you think about the terrible nightlife finance bro refugee crisis that its going to create... we need to start building the door policies now

People who understand hot sauce etiquette are the best. Don’t try to give me no Louisiana or tapatio hot sauce for Asian food