not my brother going viral (again)

jesus christ superstore

they were in space & back on earth faster than my 1 mile commute to work lol

kinda forgot how hard the unbreakable kimmy schmidt theme song goes

how many times do we think i screamed “c*nty” at beyonce tonight

THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND!!!!! Always so proud of you!!

is sending autism memes to my brother a micro or macro aggression

?

i’ll be the judge of that

i set more alarms to buy concert tickets than to wake up

six nights at freddy’s

do you think zookeepers kiss their animals bc i would

breaking news update in the ranking of my favorite animals: 1. panda (regular) [+1] 2. red panda [-1] 3. highland cow

eras tour doc review: - wanted explanation for decision to not do a debut set - wanted bts of her scheming to add blue outfits night of 1989tv announcement

fighting falling asleep bc i know when i wake up i have to go to work after 18 days off AND it’s our first monday in office. please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

baby it’s BEEN platinum in my house

winner of the la marathon finished 2 hours before i even woke up today lmao

girl if your kid has an iphone they should not be kicking my seat