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Zach Kush

@itsjustawizard

i’m made of meat.

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calendar_today30-10-2010 04:14:23

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some people will say that mutant superpowers aren’t real, but i will say that they are wrong, and also that i have mutated the ability to eat unlimited amounts of tandoori chicken

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woke and randomly called my cat Bostwick because today’s the day my brain wanted me to remember when two grey gardens types kidnapped tommy pickles and renamed him Bostwick

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He approached the gleaming gates, unsure if he would be welcome. “We’ve been waiting for you Mr. Springer,” said the robed attendant at the gilded archway. A chorus of angels could be heard in the distance, starting a slow chant, “Jerry… Jerry… Jerry…”

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Patrick Stewart as spokesperson for incontinence medication: “These days, when my body tells me that I have to Boldly Go, you might say that Resistance is Futile. That’s why…”

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i think that if paris hilton was around when they tested the atomic bomb, oppenheimer would’ve said “that’s hot” instead of am becoming death

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“oh i’m sorry, we’re actually out of that soup” *jon brion interlude starts playing in my head as my eyes well up*

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Celebrate 25 years of Cher’s groundbreaking dance album, BELIEVE. 💃🪩🕺 Available November 3, the BELIEVE (25th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) boxed set includes the timeless classics plus electrifying remixes from the era compiled for the first time on 3LP, 2CD & digitally. The