About to spend $200 on vegan White Castle

If you had all 4 in the hod you were rich

help someone else get a win i promise it’s not gonna take away from your wins

“ say bro ima come see you tonight follow me on the gram my name is lightskin_shoegameonpoint “ - my lyft driver

Ima make mine grow weed

Music is gay

This how my homies talk when they fresh out of prison

Lock Up - HEB Riverside

This was my highschool graduation song

Hid a pound of weed and now I can’t find it

Did I smoke it????????????

My favorite current conspiracy is the government taking over the failing airline industry. I gotta learn to fly asap

Fast Ronald found guilty for being funny af 👨‍⚖️ Austin’s own FAST RONALD is making his Moontower Comedy Fest debut April 15-18. Catch him around the clubs with a badge! 🎫 bit.ly/3XnIsBf

Sometimes the voices tell me to burn things

I don’t care what my grandpa says we are NOT changing the DMX playlist

Chicken soup for the blazed out homie

My step dad influenced my political views as a kid. One day he woke me up on my 7th birthday to tell me my birthday was canceled. I asked “ why “ and simply responded “ the government “ Since that day I been anti establishment. Happy birthday to me

Texting the homies “ dam fool I didn’t know you were in the Diddy doc “

The Japanese gotta start fucking

I took the bus around LA and got 4 Jesus loves me pamphlets. Fools all wasteful. Son of god can’t get an app or email???