Omg the tweeter, the topic…the world is healing. I bet if we all stand our brooms up right now we’ll reset all this other nonsense

Imagine getting a boner in this and your crotch lights up like Rudolph's nose

💀 how u cheat and knock up your side bitch and then blame her

mind you I was on payment 119 out of 120 for total forgiveness

Every single company just gets worse and worse, in every way. Nothing is better for any worker or consumer. The only reasonable thing in America is 4K TV prices

i find social media to be a soul sucking void of meaningless affirmation

If we ain’t trappin like this I don’t want ya

I’ve been working out for years and the day after leg day still tricks me into thinking I’m not “that sore” after all. Knowing damn well day 2 is about to kill me

Cool, just be sure to do a lot of the cheap ones or a few of the expensive ones. They’re more fun in high volume lol

If you had to bet on which day the Trump administration will choose to start a ground invasion in Venezuela, Friday would be a safe bet.

Baby I ain’t gon play around with you I play my damn part

I just spent a lot of money now I’m tired 😓

i really thought she was being dramatic till i got my heart broken for the first time...

Loooooool yeah

The flu is beating my ASS oh my god