Journey into Imagination lives rent free in my mind

I just want my fedex packages to be here

I don’t get the zoomies, I just challenge people to wall twerk and then teach them how

I didn’t know people were still doing door to door cold calls but WHY would you do them at 8pm AT&T Sincerely everyone with kids that have bedtimes

Every major life inconvenience pushes me closer to getting another unplanned tattoo

I just want to live rent free in peoples minds but also please do not perceive me. Ya feel?

this explanation about the mashup taylor did on n3 for travis is so touching 🥹❤️🫶🏻

My 18 month old decided she was ready for bed at 6:30 tonight and laid down on me, then went to sleep in her bed so easily and that’s why 1. I’m not the friend to convince you not to have a baby rn and 2. I really need someone to convince me I don’t need to have another baby rn

kamala comes out to the podium and announces she’s chosen her vp. the lights dim. a screen rises up behind her. a clock appears. when it hits zero, you hear “it’s been a long time coming…”

This season’s hyperfixation is quilting so catch me giving everyone I know quilts for Christmas 🤪

If I stop talking about target birds it’s because I am dead

If people waiting behind me in lines don’t start giving me an inch of personal space I’m gonna start growling at people

I just wish breakfast was more appreciate

One time in like 2015 I heard the beat drop in Break Up in a Small Town for the first time and I think I’ve been chasing that high ever since

KFC Famous Bowl has lived rent free in my mind for like 10 years and I will never say no to one

This year feels less like my birth month than any year before 🙃

you’re mad about another chiefs Super Bowl, but I’m just a girl picking out my fit for another chiefs super bowl

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

I aspire to be on the level of hater Kendrick is, performing at the biggest stage in the world and using it to go after his opp

I just get the urge to get my Master’s Degree every few months but I don’t really know why