“You will not get the Epstein files because you did not say PWEEEEEEEEEESE!”

Seriously, bring it. Bring all of it.

95° ain’t no way people enjoy this weather

Have you tried not being a total dweeb

Tai Lung escaping prison is one of the coldest scenes of all time 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

I will never. EVER. Buy an older house on septic again.

Except when you throw them up on your moms floor bc you drank to many (the night I met Chocolate Thunder.)

This week has generated what is rapidly becoming a massive schism in the MAGA movement. There have been public calls for resignations, private shouting matches, and loud declarations of betrayal from some of Trump’s most prominent supporters. We haven’t seen anything like this

Well worth the read.

Just found out Bush’s Beans sells clothing and accessories and other knick knacks which is a problem because this is about to become my entire personality.

All Lives Matter unless you’re not from this country

Keytars and Bush’s Beans. That’s who I am now.

Bro both of my Uber drivers tonight have been talkers and I just wanna vibe and listen to music 😭

I’ve never had a snack wrap. 👀

I found this comment on Facebook and I can’t stop laughing at it. Guy is definitely on to something.