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adulthood is mostly whispering "for fucks sake" every time the phone rings

David Maraga kicks off his presidential campaign tours

worlds falling apart but I still gotta make dinner and shit

"Whatever you want to do you can still do it with a child" I definitely cannot sleep 14 hours with a child

As i always say, having a child(ren) is the REAL 'till death do us part'. Nothing else bears the same serious permanence whose gravity can only be escaped after either party crosses over. + parenthood isn't just the infant/toddler stage/cute baby stage - its till the grave.

Happy National Girlfriend’s Day to my beautiful girlies. Here’s to the declining birth rates🤏🏽🥂🫦

There’s the Kenya you know and live in and then there’s this other Kenya you probably have no idea that it exists and you accidentally come across it on TikTok once in a while.

To everyone contributing to the global declining births rates. Happy weekend! 🥂

This government is very good at finding the price of a tomato at 10 shillings. Increasing the price to 18 shillings. Then, after public outrage, publicly praising itself for being the regime that reduced the price of a tomato from 18 shillings to 15 shillings.

Ala.. kumbe you guys weren't joking?? Nai is actually cold 🥶

Finally, someone brave enough to say it.

This retrograde been fucking me RAW

You can’t budget your way out of whatever the fuck this economy is.

There is always something to buy😭

Adulting is only fun when you have funds

I remember learning what this is called in grade 5 for some very weird reason. It's called biological control.

You people fear nothing 🤣🤣