I only want lasagne when I’m exhausted, but if I’m exhausted I cannot make a lasagne, this is the curse of life

it cannot be understated the impact that arndale b&m is having on the mental health of the 21+ population of Manchester

Men on mafs respect a woman over size 12 challenge (impossible edition) #MAFSUK

been trying gym classes and christ Zumba was humbling

The great thing about northern rail is that if your train does actually show up and on time, it will be 2 carriages for 300 people

huge ick when a man wears a scarf tbh, why’s you neck cold you freak

got a severe tummy ache from some hummus and I don’t know if I can learn to trust again

there’s nothing quite like asking for a screenshot and receiving a photo of their computer screen taken from their phone, emailed to themselves and forwarded to me

me? oh yeah I just got up at 6:30am to go to the gym on the first day of my period. If you need me I’ll be being smugly jumping into a pool of pads and tampons like Scrooge McDuck

we’ve had constant building work in the flat above us for the last week or so, now they’re having a party, but they’re playing chappel roan, so I think it’s getting better

it’s so embarrassing applying for jobs, like pls pls pls can I have it? i promise I’ll be sooooo good at it! ew

Love how Andy burnham has made bus travel cheaper for me by asking the drivers to not stop, forcing me to walk, which lucky for me is free!

Finally had pasta made in a large wheel of Parmesan and it’s honestly everything I dreamed of

Day 3 of being veggie at the all inclusive, a chef is very excited to inform me that they have carrots tonight, I’m equally excited

fighting the urge to wear a cute fit for the marathon that will definitely cause me to chafe instead of my stupid practical outfit that will be comfy and not cute at all

Thought I would finish the marathon and feel really skinny but instead I feel bloated and uncomfortable ✌️

I know you're angry about immigration. I get it. Mark my words: I will take back control of our borders. That means cutting migration, ending the use of asylum hotels, and ramping up our efforts to stop small boat crossings. We will smash the people smuggling gangs at source.

Really confused who Labour are trying to appeal to atm

maybe doctor who needs a break, get some new ideas, stop wasting a good cast on shite story lines. I was so hyped for RTD as well, smh

the bear being categorised as a comedy is a recession indicator