I’m definitely drinking dish soap

THE HEAD IS BACKWARDS

When I was cleaning my kitchen (sponsored by gin and orange soda and Rodrigo y Gabriela) I knocked over my roommate’s big ass carton of whoppers WHY IS THAT SHITTY CANDY SO ROUND AND COVERED IN CHOCOLATE IM NEVER GONNA FIND THEM ALL BEFORE THEY MELT

WHY AM I SELF CONSCIOUS DJUNKELSKOG

Thank you to the Wawa employee who made my hoagie ITS OVERFILLED YOU DIVINE INDIVIDUAL I LOVE YOU

No more cringe povs on TikTok please they elevate my blood pressure

I am such a feral little creature in vintage shops, only limited by the fact I just had to pay my taxes

One moment please I need to go throw marbles at the ppa

The past year has taught me that sometimes dramatic and sucky changes need to happen to get you on the right path

I was today years old when I learned that Shaq owns a bunch of chicken restaurants. There is even one in my city and I’m strongly tempted to go

Media literacy is pretty cool

One year left of having a squishy brain

Thank you to the elephant in Philly for fulfilling my need to drink espresso martinis in a fairy garden I WILL RETURN

Please please please never be afraid to ask for someone’s credentials when they are trying to give you advice regarding your health, been seeing way too many people claiming to have certain degrees or licenses AND THEY DONT

AAAAAA THANK YOU FurBakery for such beautiful work!

I will admit sometimes I think it’s funny to watch people argue over something meaningless in TikTok comments, such as the price of Tito’s shooters in Wisconsin

Putting library books on hold has become such an exercise in delayed gratification I WANT THEM NOW PLEASE (they need to be transferred from several libraries across the county)

How am I supposed to go to hell in a handbasket if there are never any handbaskets available