the difference in jawline definition is crazy

I can’t die until ive recreated this pic with someone who is nice to me

I just saw a mouse in the kitchen holy fuck omg what do I do where is my dad

The word 'penis' lowkey disgusts me idk how to explain. Like I dont wanna hear that word ever

jennifer's body (2009)

Sometimes I go down a key and peele black hole on YouTube and lose an hour of my life.

I wish I recorded my face when I saw this omg

Goldberg’s comments about me are all over the news right now. But honestly, I’m not bothered by it at all. What he said came from his own perspective, and that’s fine. So there’s really no need to make such a big deal out of it. Listen to my philosophy. It’s not about what I

im going to end my life

Okay, i want the tzuyu bra too even though it probably wouldn't look as great on me

Respectfully

That first gym session on the first Monday of half term is amazing

I would lowkey love to pimp out a man

My friends fiance is just as much of a nerdy dork as she is and even though I feel dumb as fuck around them I'm so happy for her 🥺🥺🥺 like yes talk about physics and computers while looking in each others eyes while I covertly take pics of you two to show your kids in 20 years

No, I'm not a minor. I'm a teacher you idiots. Also, if you did think I was a minor why are you dming me to ask or still following me??

What is going on?? Actually I dont wanna know. I want to be surprised when I watch Raw tomorrow morning

Me when I am trying to cheat at chess