calum is youngblood and luke is 5sos5 and ashton is calm and michael is sgfg no i will not be explaining myself

Why are armadillos so funny

status update: bah humbug

manifesting a sound mind

no cuz who r they …. (me it’s me)

When your period comes and you're like ohhh that's why i was planning my suicide

DoorDashing dead leaves to my house so my worm gf can have a snack

Miss Argentina and Miss Puerto Rico announce they are now married. The couple, Mariana Varela and Fabiola Valentín, kept their relationship a secret since meeting at Miss Grand International 2020.

cat is laying her entire big ass on me .. bye guys i will never be seen again this is where i live now

Vegetarians usually get a bad wrap. Most places just don’t know how to make a good wrap without meat.

#NewProfilePic this is me at the dermatologist

fuck a breakup, y'all ever brushed your teeth just to realize you're hungry?

<3 mistoffelees <3

the V in MVP stands for vinaigrette

can we be real about the choir kid to stoner pipeline

we are growing gently, together!

He loves his massive wife