Okay, now look quietly, he’s reading a paper.

Did she miss the quiet part? Reshuffles the paper so she can look, too. “It’s of the utmost importance right now, Jessica. Big scientific breakthroughs happening in the nano-community.”

... Would prefer the Green Giant. Eat your veggies, kids.

Bruce turns his head to look at Jess from the corner of his eye, quirking an eyebrow in silent question of her statement. “You think something like this is likely to be reported on the news when we have a new Spider-Man showing up every other day?”

──┄ THE 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥-𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 of 𝓐𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 KNOWN AS 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗧 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗧𝗛 𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦 ! ❛ 𝓣here is a mute button, . . . And I 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 use it. ❜ — * marvel roleplay account; with no affiliation.

Lives for these dad jokes.

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