@FemSMoran || I'm not too sure :/

@BravuraHolmes "Thank you." Janine smiled and placed the menu back down. "I'm surprised you still remember."

@EnigmaticCurls || What's your UN?

@H1Scot "Sherlock!" Janine sobbed, running to him. "Sherlock, I'm pregnant..."

@H1Scot Janine gave her best 'are you serious?' look.

@H1Scot "You, y' twat."

@H1Scot She shrugged. "All it takes is one squirt."

@H1Scot "I'm the one who's feckin' pregnant! I'm the one that has to push the damn thing out of my vagina!"

@H1Scot "It's my accent. It'd be shite if I talked like you English."

@H1Scot She winked at him.

@H1Scot "About 8."

@EnigmaticCurls Sherlock! I want a back rub! Pleaaassseee?

@EnigmaticCurls [She pouted] I want one off you. Pretty please, one back rub?

@EnigmaticCurls Sherl! Come on, you were happy to oblige back at your place. What's the difference now we're at mine?

@EnigmaticCurls I'm not asking for us to get back together, anyway I'm seeing someone now. I believe you know her.

@EnigmaticCurls What did you think, Sherl?

@EnigmaticCurls Irene is a very good girlfriend, she's very attentive.

@EnigmaticCurls You're not surprised that we got together? Or you're not surprised that she's attentive?

@EnigmaticCurls Why you not surprised that we got together?

@EnigmaticCurls So you're saying she doesn't really love me? Oh my god, I'm getting a sense of déjà vu...