so there’s this city called boston, massachusetts

Forced to work Born to acquire city connect coolers

what i do on the calculator app is between me And God

Early birds get to eat mcdonalds breakfast

2 things i really liked about this movie: it’s fresh, they came up with a fun, terrifying movie with a good twist AND men were useless the entire movie. they were just…. there. they literally did nothing for the plot and it was so refreshing to see 🤣

What is going on in Seattle who the fuck is Humongous Humpy

That’s a terrifying tagline tbh

the devil is talking to me tonight

push through the pain & suffering today because tomorrow you might get to eat a really really good sandwich

Vintage Lamp by Vivid EKG

Just saw a porch goose in this outfit and it took my breath away. Homeownership is a proxy for owning a porch goose The house itself is the arbitrary physical material that surrounds and necessitates the spiritual center of the porch goose

When people say, “Massachusetts doesn’t have culture” I’m just going to show them this video

oh really

The problem is summertime feels so unserious like wow it’s nice af outside let’s not go to work lol

Krispy Kreme is launching SpongeBob SquarePants doughnuts including: - SpongeBob SquarePants - Patrick Star - Squidward Tentacles - Gary the Snail

Sittin courtside tonight

obsessed with whatever the fuck this guy is