imagine you commit murder to your own mother after being kidnapped and abused by her, and after 8 years you come back to internet gays calling you mother, and welcoming you to "gag city"

Oh my god that is so cunty lmao

rotting in bed waiting for my dreams to come true

i cannot believe they had him sitting all cunty like that just to be reading fucking harry potter like ?

she’s a mother to so many

WHEN TANYA DZIAHILEVA OPENED I GASPED

Hi, cosmeceutical skincare is just as annoying as clean skincare from a marketing perspective

#FellowTravelers made me WEEP, and I feel like it provides a good counterpoint to Pose. Both essential watching

Pink Flamingoes walked so Saltburn could run

I know that man doesn’t wash his legs properly

Honestly some people will just accept literally anything in pr and it’s such an ick

Can we leave retailers sending your purchase in multiple shipments in 2023 plz

My neighbor is whistling in the hallway and I just do not care for this level of familiarity sir.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor when you ask her what’s on the dancefloor

me when i say the word zeitgeist

me after saying “film” instead of “movie”

How I think I look after a 7 skin routine and a fistful of Cicalfate

Me tipping tapping at my keyboard whilst sipping a Diet Coke 🥰🥰