Girlfriend found the white woman texmex tweets.... Gulp....

Mechsploitation worms crawling in my brain begging to be put to page honestly

Getting my name changed on work IDs established through 3rd parties and clients is its own humiliation ritual

I need to feel like I was hit by a truck, or I lifted weights for 3 hours straight, or im beat by a hot girl

opening up an antique snuff box, snorting the entire contents, and coughing up a perfect sphere of leaves and declaring "Green Tea" as I hand it off to a servant

Ough.... beautiful woman with chicken soup bread bowl..... beautiful woman with chicken soup bread bowl save me.... beautiful woman with chicken soup bread bowl please.... oughh...

Holy SHIT this would rip

Ooooo I cant re-tweet that can I.... I must kill my concept of shame harder

Paladin Posting listening to Lady Gaga like: My Sword is Long, My Shield is Thick, I Wanna Save a Maiden From an Evil Lich

16 GB download from a site that is throttling me to roughly 30 KBPS OUGH

This is a real thing by the way, 35 minute runtime. I just didn't release it on the 30th because I want to spend more time editing. It's too good to put out unpolished.

Oh shit I gotta shift what day my peak is I CANNOT be this pathetic at work on a tuesday

NO!! not you too..... goodbye.... good Tupperware lid....

Just tried making tea with high quality loose leaf i bagged myself and I may become insufferable

When I finally get the red done in my hair like ive been wanting i think I will finally pull the trigger on a wolf cut

ENOUGH GODDAMN

Prog, estrogen, and testosterone hitting my system in a coordinated attack on my no pictures for twitter policy like a traitorous advisor in my ear advocating for tummy Tuesday participation

I should probably unpack that time i almost drowned huh

What happened yesterday endicrinologicaly must happen again on a day where I can spend north of 4 hours in the company of a girl I want to look at me hungry as fuck

This dumb mutt woke up and sent titties directly to my phone while im at work, yay my blessed tslur life