Unaweza ingilia player wa Harambee Stars kama vile huwa unaingilia Rashford upatane na jamaa Lucky Summer akuambie ‘ongea sasa’

I’m convinced some of y’all dudes get butterflies when ur homeboys pull up

Hvrri3t!✧ After 1 cocktail it will look exactly like it appears in your imagination

I feel bad for Rex Maasai & all those who died & disappeared. Wakenya sio watu wa kukufia

Some babe told me 'mauve' I was like "to where?"

a sex scene come on and parents look at you like you directed the movie

Outandabout Uko na power bank?

periods pain from women life.

Giving out handouts coz he doesn't want actual systems in place because when systems work, Wanjiku vote will not be for sale.

Nobody: Teachers when it's sports event:😂

"Nitakucall game ikiisha" Coming soon😂>>>>>>>

Bro, breast dey cure malaria.

God I don’t want to die in Ruiru

singles please stay warm na mvae sweater🥹

You survived JESMA, this is nothing.

Just bought tickets za game from someone 😭😭

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened 🥹