Hottest man of the week, I’m calling it now. The fingers miming at “crawling back to you”? Fuuuuuuucking hell

This is a literal tumbleweed wtf

Unfortunately eggs are now $14 and I’m no longer laughing

Them even mentioning Trump in that statement makes me not even wanna be back on tiktok when it does come back lol. You get in bed with the dogs, you get fleas.

FFnet, AO3. Xanga, Livejournal. Facebook, Instagram. Twitter, Bluesky. YouTube, TikTok. We were always made to find each other, and we will. Community is the constant of humanity.

I’ve been watching A Discovery of Witches over on the other app, and it’s a time.

A Discovery of Witches Season 1 is about 60% cringe, and I fear it’s only getting worse, however, I can’t stop watching.

Remember to dissociate for 30 seconds every hour of every day for the next four years.

For what it’s worth, it’s never too late, or too early, to be bad at your job so people stop asking you for shit.

Ysabeau and Philippe season 2 of A discovery of witches what the fuck 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

fake ass pen enjoyers. this shit is so ass