when mac miller said "i wish you caught me in a different day when it was easier to be happy" i felt that

There's no way everybody was kung fu fighting.

americans treat everything like it's supposed to be entertaining and campy and fun. it's fucking irritating. you're a politician. you're not dropping an album.

If weed damages ya short term memory imagine what weed can do.

I forgive you

I legit spelled Requiem during Scrabble that’s how you know I’m hyped for Resident Evil Avoiding spoilers like Las Plagas

Don’t fall in love with potential You can’t want something for someone who doesn’t already want it for themselves 🤷🏾‍♂️

They declared war?? On Pokemon day??

how you hate me when i’m in my room doing this

Pokopia is such a shameless Animal Crossing/Minecraft copycat and I love it

Digimon. Digital monsters. And I can’t stress this enough: Digimon are the champions.

It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life improves when it gets dark at 7pm instead of 5pm

gonna start referring to the girlfriend's ex as “my predecessor”

Date idea: we buy Pokemon cards and open them together while we watch the first Pokemon movie all over again

Malcolm in the Middle East

You're in her DMs, I'm in her past. I fumbled her big time bro, nows your chance. Go for it, just be yourself I believe in you. Good luck man

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

It’s always the most privileged mfs who got the most shit to say lol