Jungkook: I'm ready. Can you start the movie? Yoongi: *starts and fast forwards through the movie* Jungkook: Hyung! You can't just skip to the happy ending! Yoongi: I don't have time for their problems.

Namjoon: Uh, I think I got your lunch… Namjoon: *holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Yoongi’* Jungkook: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. Jungkook: *holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. And for the love of God, don't break anything.’*

Yoongi: As Jungkook's hyung, you have to watch over him while I'm gone. What if he says something to the wrong person and gets punched? Taehyung: I’d love to see Jungkook get punched. Yoongi: Taehyung, sighing: I will stop Jungkook from getting punched...

Yoongi: How do I tell Jungkook that I want him to yell at me like he's Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

*At the Zoo* Jungkook: What are they in for? Yoongi: Jungkook, this isn't prison. Jungkook: So they can leave? Yoongi: No, but– Jungkook, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one murdered someone.

Jimin: Jungkook– Jungkook, tearing up: Yoongi-hyung used to call me Jungkook... Jimin, panicking: Please stop crying. That's just your name.

Namjoon: This totally sucks, man. Yoongi: It's horrible. Namjoon: Yeah, bedbugs are– Yoongi: No, not that. It’s Jungkook. Yoongi: It’s just like, I can’t get him out of my head, and every time I look at him I have this pain in my chest, and I just know it’s his fault!

Jungkook: Am I ugly? Yoongi: It’s not about looks, Jungkook. What’s valuable is on the inside... Jungkook: Hyung... Yoongi: For example, your heart. Jungkook, blushing: Aw, stop it! Yoongi: It could be purchased for more than a billion won. Jungkook: Seriously, stop.

Jungkook: –cause you're smart and you're cute, and ignoring me, so you're obviously my type. Yoongi, who was distracted: I'm sorry. What were you saying? Jungkook: You're perfect...

Yoongi: We need a diversion! Jungkook, take your shirt off! Jungkook: On it! Jimin: No, we don't! Jungkook, put your shirt back on. Yoongi, whispering: Dammit.

Jungkook, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? *giggles* Yoongi: You know other people can hear you, right?

Yoongi: Okay, but if you're not gay, then why are you always holding my hand, kissing me, and telling people I’m your boyfriend? Jungkook: Hyung! It's satire! Yoongi: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

Club Bouncer Jungkook: You can't stab people with chopsticks. So are you gonna leave, or do I need to carry you out of here? Namjoon, in defeat: Let’s go, hyung. Yoongi: Wait. Namjoon: What? Yoongi: I’d kinda like to be carried out.

Jungkook: We should be partners. Yoongi: You mean like, partners in crime? Jungkook: Yeah... That’s precisely what I meant.

Jin, Hobi & Yoongi: *screaming* Jungkook, running into the room: What's wrong, Yoongi-hyung?! Jin: Hey! Why are you only asking him that when we're here too?! Jungkook: Because Yoongi-hyung wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

Yoongi: Hi, I'm Jungkook's emergency contact. Hospital Staff: Great! You're here to pick him up? Yoongi: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

Jinkook: *accidentally sets the kitchen on fire* Jin: We need an adult! Jungkook: Hyung, you are an adult! Jin: We need an adultier adult! Get Yoongi!

Jungkook: Hyung! This date is boring! Yoongi: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Jungkook: Then why did you invite me? Yoongi: I didn't. I specifically said, "Don't come with me." Then you said, "You can't tell me what to do," and came anyway.

Jungkook: Hyung! Look at how many pull ups I can do in a minute. Yoongi: Bet you can't do the same shirtless. Jungkook: What difference would that make? Yoongi: It's okay, Jungkook. Not every can– Jungkook, ripping off shirt angrily: Time me! Yoongi, under his breath: Nice.

Jungkook: Look, a flock of cows! Yoongi: Herd of cows. Jungkook: Uh, yeah. I *just* said there's a flock of them over there.