when my nonbinary partner has a thing for praise so i have to start calling them a good egg

i'm saving Jackass for marriage

drinking a sprite in bed like sleepy time tea

sure why not

being single is really awesome because i get off work sooo excited to post on twitter

taking a break from being nonbinary to focus on getting my money up

feeling maternal towards my scam text

when i was a malnourished child going through puberty i started making Microwave Rice Sandwiches which is when you microwave rice and put it between two slices of bread. with a big enough bag of microwave rice you could even have two Microwave Rice Sandwiches at once

i quit smoking by accident a couple weeks ago so lowkey think i'm immune to addiction. if anyone has a hookup so i can test my theory with more substances HMU

Me too ladies

my awesome OC

girl fuck you and chumbawamba

my body is a machine that turns ferrero rochers into waste product