Her front bottoms vinyl: Please fall asleep so I can take pictures of you and hang them in my room Me sitting on her floor mattress the most desperate for pussy I’ve ever been: That’s like… hella romantic My dad at dinner: his college is expensive but it will be worth it

I’m such an asshole

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I’m a lakers fan til I die but I’ll never forgive this fan base for how they treated Russel Westbrook

Piping hot Pho transporting micro plastics directly into my bloodstream

I’m the second ever white nonchalant dreadhead

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

The NBA has announced the following.

Last time I’ve seen my brother, last time I’ve seen the sun

Had such a good idea I got a boner #StrokeOfPenius

my goat

how has lebron never won

Happy birthday LeBron 👑

Pov: You are 22 years old. The biological clock is ringing, you didn't die of substance abuse at 18 as expected and you will have to clutch to rebuild your life

accepting what once was and what will never be again open.spotify.com/track/34xTFwjP…

My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away