Googled “based”. Still not sure but think it’s good

my cat gained two pounds when he was living with my parents. turns out my mom was feeding him ice cream

Nicki at Turning point usa

being a barber in Dagestan is the easiest job in the world

ちゅーるを見るとハンモックから顔を出して待つ愛猫。

People really have been reduced to medieval peasants

It’s funny this gay dork was just doing evangelical megachurch roadshows.

grimes is so fucking funny. i genuinely love ppl who have slime for brains but talk to each other like they’re philosophers 💀

I respect the hustle, because no one goes to the movies anymore. But due to the over-saturation of advertisement on this one there’s no chance in hell I’ll be seeing this gay little movie. Sick of it already and it’s not even out

Getting old and realizing everything my dad bitched about was just straight up not a big deal. Gay ass loser yelling about having to drive 40 minutes away and spend $300. Get your money up, blud

Child: I would like a pinball machine.  Trump: Pinball, that is great. You know Elton John? He did pinball wizard. We’ll have to send you a copy of pinball wizard.

merry christmas

Minimum demands is these guys in federal prison for decades, bulldoze their houses, kids get taken out of one class a week for a special lesson about why it’s good that daddy’s gone.

nobody knows what they’re talking about anymore. Everyone is mad at things they don’t understand. Everyone is vengeful and jealous. Everybody wants and takes and wants and takes and wants and takes and wants and…

Things are going to get so much worse than they already are.

You better hope you drop dead before this country gets halfway functional institutions. The moment that happens, castrato slaves like you will be spending the rest of your lives paying restitution for your activities as foreign influence agents for Israel

I think we already figured this one out

A lot of bodybuilders (which this dude is) I noticed are basically a drag king-esque character, they just play up their masculinity to some cartoonist extent. They roleplay doing blue collar work. Eat raw meat, etc and yet it all returns to a stupid selfie video.

Right winger having a baby: “I want to commit genocide”

LeBron’s opening line being…”First of all, happy…happy International Women’s Day” cracks me up EVERY time 😂😂